With the GOP candidates’ campaigns running strong against President Barack Obama and each other, columnists Casey Given, Kia Kokalitcheva, Soojin Chang and Christine Deakers sat down to talk about their qualifications. But while things like economic policy and social welfare were important to their discussion, it all came down to one thing: Which presidential candidate is the best date?
Opinion page editor Emma Anderson and assistant opinion page editor Nick Myers contributed to this piece.
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This is news? No wonder Stanford rejected all of you.
I would date Pat Paulson because he’s dead and I know he wouldn’t screw me. What people in other nations don’t know is that we are
repeatedly given the choice between “bought off” or “plain crazy” when
we go to the polls. As far as dating any of them goes, I might as well go to the red light district and spend my money. At least they would be a cheaper whore than any of the current crop running for president.
They all do a wonderful job of sucking the dicks of big business, so it’s really hard to pick just one.
I would date Rick Santorum. He’d be a ham in the bed. I’d meet him in his campaign office and make sure his wife was not around and fornicate. Because those Republicans who preach the most about religious moral values are the first ones to defy them and have affairs. And nothing spells good sex like a Republican hypocrite.
Republicans like Al Gore, Bill Clinton, Gary Hart, and John Edwards.
You’re just projecting your sluthood on Senator Santorum.
However flawed Angela’s premise might be, it is clear to most of the country that Santorum is a complete douchebag. Fortunately, he has less than a snowball’s chance in hell of becoming President, ever.
A douchebag filled with “Santorum.” Google it. I apologize in advance.
And Gore, Clinton, Hart and Edwards are not the hypocrites that Larry Craig, Mark Foley, and Ted Haggard are because the latter were sleeping with men/boys while insisting homosexuals should be jailed for that very conduct. They are also not the same level of hypocrites as Newt (Tradin’ Up) Gingrich, David Vitter, and Mark Sanford, who defend their efforts to deny basic civil and human rights to homosexuals because they want to protect “family values”, while they’re serving their wives with divorce papers in a cancer ward because they’ve been banging someone other than their wives for years — with Vitter banging hookers. Its such a load of crap its not even funny.