Calstrology: Internet memes

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You might have seen our recent article on the Barnum effect, which helps explain why we find horoscopes so addictive. To continue feeding this addiction, take a look below for your Internet meme horoscope. See how accurately the description fits you.

March 21 – April 20: Doge

Doge

You might be awkward, but embrace it. People will love you for it.

April 21 – May 21: Grumpy Cat

grumpycat

You struggle at introductions, but once people get to know you, they can’t get enough. Try being a little more friendly upon first meeting new people.

May 22 – June 21: Good Guy Greg

Good guy greg meme

Unlike the Grumpy Cat, your friendly appearances have shot you into popularity. Don’t let it go to your head.

June 22 – July 22: Condescending Wonka

Condescending wonka meme

You think too highly of yourself. Your cocky attitude really turns people off. Be careful with how you talk to people, because if you aren’t careful, you will lose close friends.

July 23 – Aug. 22: Overly attached girlfriend

overly attached girlfriend meme

You are a bit desperate when it comes to … everything. Take a step back and relax. Once you stop searching for everything, good things will come your way.

Aug. 23 – Sept. 21: The most interesting man in the world

The most interesting man in the world meme

Use your wit, intelligence and poise to get ahead. People will be captivated by your stories, and this will get you places.

Sept. 22 – Oct. 22: Fry Squinty Eye

fry squinty eye meme

Try going to class a bit more, and you might start understanding your homework assignments.

Oct. 23 – Nov. 21: Text from Hillary

text from hillary meme

You don’t have time for slackers in your life. Dump some unwanted baggage, and invest in something new.

Nov. 22 – Dec. 21: Joseph Ducreux

joseph ducreux meme

You are the life of the party. You know how to have a good time and get others around you to relax. Use your bubbly personality to make others feel more comfortable.

Dec. 22 – Jan. 20: Philosoraptor

Philosoraptor meme

Spend some quality alone time. Take time to reflect on what has happened over the year, month or week.

Jan. 21 – Feb. 19: Hipster Ariel

Hipster-Ariel meme

Despite claiming to detest the mainstream, you are most likely spotted at Caffe Strada with a chai latte in your hand. Stop trying so hard.

Feb. 20 – March 20: Advice Mallard

advice mallard meme

You are the person people flock to for advice. Be open and ready for some difficult conversations in the future.

Image sources: memes.com

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