For the love of rain boots

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Maya Shen/Staff

Dearest Rainboots,

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.

I love thee to the depth and height of the deepest puddle

When on rainy days, under umbrellas we all huddle

For brave protection from a cold winter’s day.

I love thee for saving pinkie toes from sorrow

In times of need, be it downpour or hail.

I love thee freely, for you never seem to fail.

I love thee purely, walking from VLSB to Barrows.

I love the with the passion put to use

On UCBMFET and in celebration of game day.

I love thee with a love that frats feel for booze

So help their livers. I love thee more than I can say,

Converse forgotten, you are my favorite shoes

I love thee when it rains next Thursday.

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