Every year, we drop all academic responsibilities and fucking rage for a whole week. Maybe you’ll remember some of it, maybe you won’t, but you definitely won’t open a textbook. It’s important to us here at the Clog to bring you the content you crave and the advice you need, so we made your spring break experience a priority.
Below you will find some useful advice about what to read or watch next week; we’ll help you navigate the complications of seeing asshats from high school, who slap you with backhanded compliments every time you see them; and give you the altogether useless piece of information that is what type of swimsuit suits your personality.
In any case, you’ll be prepared for the upcoming festivities. Have a very lovely spring break, Bears – just promise us you’ll prioritize fun over school.
Peace, love, Clog.
CA’s least interesting road trip
Take Instagram-worthy pictures without going anywhere
How to respond to put-downs from your friends from home
Best books for the beach (or bed)
Quiz: How much of spring break will you remember?
How to test your limits over spring break: a medley of bad ideas
Quiz: What spring break swimsuit are you?
Best shows to binge-watch over spring break
Hiding how Bezerkeley you’ve become
How to spring break when you’re spring broke, Bay Area edition
Sasha Ashall, Nichole Bloom and Kirsty Fowler are the blog editor and assistant editors, respectively. Contact Sasha Ashall at [email protected]. Contact Nichole Bloom at [email protected]. Contact Kirsty Fowler at [email protected].
