Quiz: What’ll be in your pot of gold this St. Patrick’s Day?

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Feeling a little blue this St. Patrick’s Day? The Clog understands your qualms, but we know fully well that whatever’s in your pot at the end of the rainbow is just the antidote to turn those blues of yours into pure gold. Take our quiz to find out what you’ll end up with this St. Paddy’s Day.

  1. What’s your favorite color?
    1. Green, duh.
    2. Purple.
    3. I love the whole rainbow.
    4. Hard to choose.
  2. How tall are you?
    1. Really friggin’ tall. Like I have trouble walking through doors without ducking.
    2. They say good things come in small packages, right?
    3. Don’t wanna talk about it.
    4. I’m the exact national average.
  3. What’s the most important thing you wear each day?
    1. My lucky charm necklace.
    2. My clogs! ;)
    3. My green jacket.
    4. I hold everything near and dear to my heart.
  4. Are you single?
    1. How does that even matter?
    2. Yes — single and ready to mingle.
    3. No — I’m taken.
    4. I’m a little confused.
  5. What are you most stressed about right now?
    1. My grades — SOS.
    2. Spring break plans — Cabo or Vienna?
    3. That internship. Let’s not even talk about it, OK?
    4. Everything. Everything is just a hot mess right now.
  6. If you had one superpower, what would it be?
    1. Invisibility, because I love eavesdropping on other people’s conversations.
    2. Flying, so that I could fly straight out of Berserkeley.
    3. Getting 100 percent on all my exams, if this is even a power.
    4. I just want to be Clark Kent.
    1. Clogs — Your pot of gold would be full of lots and lots (and did we say lots) of clogs. You’re in dire need of these special Crocs, and while you may not be able to fly out of Berkeley, you can run the heck away in your clogs. Not to mention, your socks won’t get wet in the sporadic downpour of rain we keep getting.
    2. Your future significant other — yeah, we know, weird! Guess what, though? This person will be the final leaf to your three-leaf clover, and now you won’t be single for life.
    3. Gold coins — psych! You’ll think it’s pure gold, but you’ll look closely and realize your pot of gold is pot of pure, rich 100 percent dark chocolate. A little dark chocolate a day is supposed to keep the doctor away, so you’re still a #winner in our hearts, money or no money.
    4. Your final grades — you’re going to get a printed report card, just like the old days, with all of your final grades for the semester. Yikes, right? Well at least now you know how you’ll do in your classes, so you can adjust your study habits accordingly. Roll on, Bears, roll on.

Avanti Mehrotra is the blog editor. Contact Avanti Mehrotra at [email protected].