Editor’s note: April Fool’s Day

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On this very fine day — April 1, 2018 — we at the Clog would like to issue a PSA that we are always serious and telling the truth in our articles. The investigative journalism we do on the daily is never a joke and is never satire, and we hope you understand that. If you’re laughing at our articles, we’re clearly not doing our job correctly, and such writing will not — and should not — be tolerated. Happy April Fool’s Day, ya filthy Bears.

Peace, love, Clog.


Chancellor Christ announces Oski’s retirement and replacement 

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The Clog investigates UC Berkeley: Dream school or worst nightmare?

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Worst pranks to pull on Berkeley students this April Fool’s Day

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Campus talks outsourcing classes to Stanford because of budget cuts

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10 pranks to play on yourself this April Fool’s Day

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6 things we wish were actually April Fool’s jokes

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In-N-Out to open in place of Smart Alec’s on Telegraph Avenue

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Contact Avanti Mehrotra, Chelsea Song and Chloe Lelchuk at [email protected].