Quiz: It’s finally dead week, so how dead are you?

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As you’re all aware, dead week is here. We have been procrastinating all semester long in anticipation of this week, when we try to catch up on lectures and readings and study our asses off in order not to fail our classes. It’s a rough week. Sleep-deprived and becoming quite crazy from overstudying, you might be wondering, how dead are you?

  1. How much sleep have you gotten this week?
    1. Sleep is key. More than 10 hours!
    2. What is sleep? *sips the seventh cup of coffee today*
    3. I survive on five hours of sleep
    4. Full eight hours (:
  2. How behind are you in your classes?
    1. Lol. I don’t even want to talk about it.
    2. I’m on top of my shit. I’m chillin’ this dead week.
    3. Five lectures behind. You know I’m on course capture 24/7 set on double speed.
    4. I haven’t been to class all semester.
  3. What’s the average amount of studying you get per day?
    1. Zero! I pass/no pass all my classes.
    2. When am I not studying?
    3. A good eight hours.
    4. An hour a day keeps the Fs away (or so I thought…)
  4. Where is your favorite studying spot?
    1. Moffitt Library
    2. In my room, where no one can see me procrastinate 
    3. SLC is the place to be!
    4. Doe Library. But do I even study?
  5. How did you spend yesterday?
    1. Studying, of course!
    2. This is my second time watching my favorite series on Netflix this week.
    3. Sleeping. This week is the week I catch up on all the sleep I’ve missed this semester.
    4. Partying!
  6. Are you happy?
    1. Is that a rhetorical question?
    2. Of course! I’m at the No. 1 public university in THE WORLD! 
    3. LOL. No.
    4. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)   
    1. Congrats. You’re slightly alive! Enjoy your last few days left in the semester!
    2. Lol, you’re dead AF.
    3. Rest in peace. It seems that you’ve been dead since day one.
    4. You’ve never been so alive!

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