Find out which ‘Incredibles’ superhero you are

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We did our waiting! Fourteen years of it! In Azkaban!

Wrong series? Whoops. But seriously. Fourteen years of waiting for a sequel of one of the greatest movies Pixar and Disney have ever put out together? That’s riddikulus! Sorry for all these Harry Potter jokes, but Harry Potter is always relevant.

Anyway, it’s been a while. Most of us were little kids when the first movie came out. We probably all remember seeing “The Incredibles” for the first time. It’s a timeless superhero classic that checks off all the boxes of what makes a great movie. The humor is acceptable for children but manages to be adult at the same time, the family dynamics are heartwarming and hilarious and the storyline is clever and exciting.

There are probably a million quizzes out there to find out which member of the “Incredibles” family you are, but the Clog is the only one you can trust. We won’t name names, but a few of us at the Clog may or may not be undercover supers. But we’ve said too much already — just take the quiz.

  1. The city is under siege by the Underminer! Do you:
    1. Dive down and try to defeat him on your own.
    2. Stay behind and watch your baby sibling.
    3. Work together with your family to bring him down.
    4. Join him. You’ll be rich!
    5. Get lost in the tunnels trying to find him. Whoops.
    6. Get the money back but accidentally destroy the city in the process.
  2. Which superpower do you want?
    1. Flight
    2. Shape-shifting
    3. Telekinesis
    4. Being rich and able to buy any gadgets you want
    5. Ability to control the weather
    6. Healing
  3. Your crush, Tony Rydinger, doesn’t remember you! What do you do?
    1. Lock yourself in the room with buckets of ice cream and cry.
    2. Forget him! You have awesome powers!
    3. Go to the place he works on accident and snort out your water.
    4. Confront him at school. No one treats you like this!
    5. Keep calm and reintroduce yourself.
    6. Figure out how to get his memory back. 
  4. Favorite character from “Incredibles 2″?
    1. Edna Mode
    2. Winston Deavor
    3. Evelyn Deavor
    4. Voyd
    5. Honey (Frozone’s wife)
    6. The Ambassador
  5. What’s your go-to takeout order?
    1. Chinese food
    2. Indian food
    3. Pizza
    4. Thai food
    5. I’ll just eat the leftover meatloaf in the fridge
    6. Burgers and fries
  6. Which one of Jack-Jack’s powers is coolest?
    1. Multiplication
    2. Demon transformation
    3. Laser eyes
    4. Being able to burst into flames
    5. Dimension-hopping
    6. Walking through walls
  7. Which Pixar movie is your favorite?
    1. “Ratatouille”
    2. “Toy Story 2”
    3. “Cars”
    4. “Coco”
    5. “Finding Nemo”
    6. “Monsters, Inc.”
  8. What’s your favorite type of bao (or dumpling)?
    1. Cha siu bao (barbecue pork bun)
    2. Xiaolongbao (steamed, broth-filled dumplings)
    3. Trader Joe’s Thai vegetable gyoza
    4. Lotus paste bao
    5. My son
    6. I have no idea what any of this means.
    1. Helen/Elastigirl — You’re the boss and everyone knows it. You’ll do anything to protect your family, but you also feel a strong pull toward exciting things that might take you away from them. However, you never lose your head and always do what’s right.
    2. Bob/Mr. Incredible — People think your glory days are in the past, but you’re coming back better than ever. You’re taking on some new and unfamiliar challenges, but you give it your all don’t give up easily. You’re strong-willed.
    3. Violet — You struggle with your identity, but you’re starting to come into your own. Facing your insecurities can be hard, but you’re getting better at it, and people are noticing your confidence. You’re intelligent, brave and resourceful, so give yourself more credit!
    4. Dash — Sometimes you move faster than the rest of the world, but you’re full of energy. Despite being impatient and a handful, you’re determined and like helping others. People always laugh when they’re with you.
    5. Jack-Jack — Literally, no one in the world is more talented than you. You’re known to be a jack-of-all-trades, but you’re unpredictable as well. People aren’t really sure what to make of you, but you eventually win them over.
    6. Lucius/Frozone — Not a member of the Parr family, but he might as well be. He’s best friends with Bob, an uncle to the kids and just an all-around cool guy. Like Frozone, you’re always there when you’re needed, you’ve got a great sense of humor and you’re loyal. People could use a chill best friend like you. 

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