With Noah Centineo shaking up our worlds with his not one, but two Netflix rom-coms in the last month, we owe it to him (and ourselves) to spend a little time thinking about what could’ve been. We at the Clog have dissected his Twitter account from the last few months just to prove that Noah (the love of our lives) Centineo knows what’s up in Berkeley.
Waking up and being a student at the No. 1 public university in the world today just to repeat the whole thing tomorrow.
Fallen tears that never dry, staining today’s canvas for tomorrow’s attention.
— Noah centineo (@noahcent) Sept. 3, 2018
When your math teacher makes an introduction and then starts going over real material, instead of the syllabus, on the first day of school.
Just because we’ve learned to count to 4 does not mean we can understand infinity
— Noah centineo (@noahcent) Sept. 1, 2018
your crush Oski walks by you on Sproul.
Fuck. . . You’re so cute.
— Noah centineo (@noahcent) Aug. 30, 2018
That moment when bMail forced everyone to sign up for two-step verification.
I️ needed that shit. But we back now 👍🏽
— Noah centineo (@noahcent) Aug. 27, 2018
What you say when you’re going to be late to class across campus in Cory Hall. We’re talking like Berkeley time on Berkeley time late.
On a rescue mission. Can’t talk about it. Just know, I’m on it.
— Noah centineo (@noahcent) Aug. 1, 2018
That moment when your CS professor extends the due date for your #Machine #Learning project.
Ran into an Angel
— Noah centineo (@noahcent) July 11, 2018
When your friend insists that Café Milano’s chai latte is better than Cafe Blue Door’s chai latte.
It’s adorable that you think you know. You don’t.
— Noah centineo (@noahcent) June 24, 2018
That feeling when you’re just not down to talk to someone who isn’t interested in figuring out where Dirks and our missing funds actually went.
Disinterested in the disinterested
— Noah centineo (@noahcent) June 1, 2018
When it’s hot outside and a Kiwi Bot rolls by with a sign saying it’s carrying Jamba Juice.
Holy shit that was love wasn’t it?
— Noah centineo (@noahcent) May 24, 2018
Sitting at Strada to people-watch and eavesdrop instead of study.
Sometimes when I’m feeling lonely, I take myself out to dinner at a crowded restaurant.
— Noah centineo (@noahcent) May 3, 2018
After you take a sip of your first coffee in Berkeley after an entire summer.
Why does my coffee taste kinda like weed rn?
— Noah centineo (@noahcent) April 19, 2018
Honestly, we think that Noah Centineo goes to UC Berkeley, or at least did in another lifetime. Once a Bear always a Bear. We love you, Noah.
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