Locals only

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We’ve all done it before — scoffed at the tourists gaping in the hometowns we’ve come to take for granted. Coming home from college definitely comes with a newfound appreciation for being a local, and with that an entitled sense of all-knowingness. So here’s to all of those Internet dweebs
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Goodbye summer

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Allison David/Staff

Dear summer 2016,

Let me first start by saying that we summer session students are so sad to be saying our final adieu. Even though we’ve only been together for a few weeks, the time we have spent with you has been absolutely beautiful and we seriously would not have changed it for the world.
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We hate EDM

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Unfortunately, we at the Clog have to collectively take responsibility for the radical views of one of our members, who is not allowed to use first-person singular and believes that electronic dance music, or EDM, is worse than Ebola. This music, which could more appropriately be described as the diegetic sound of a robot porno, has castrated the galvanizing essence of live music and has tattooed our generation with a technicolor identity, inevitably linking us to the phenomenon of flitting around in fields, getting high and selling our souls, all to the bleeps and blips of our electronic anthems.
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Home

It’s times like now, in early June, when Telegraph Avenue is sparse and Sproul Plaza is almost dead, when tourists outnumber students and strangers outnumber familiar faces, that Berkeley seems to breathe the life back into itself. I find myself looking at this place, for the first time since freshman
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More than just dad jokes

Sunday was Father’s Day — the day to appreciate that dads have more to offer than bad jokes and high-quality barbecue. Whether you’ve been raised with the gentle “wade-from-the-shallow-end” approach or the tough “push-into-the-deep-end” approach, we at the Clog can agree that our fathers have offered us much irreplaceable, valuable advice. And without it, we could never hope to navigate UC Berkeley or the rest of the confusing world around us.
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Quiz: Which inappropriate Donald Trump tweet are you?

In the wake of the worst mass shooting in this nation’s history, Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump responded with a string of flamingly inappropriate and insensitive tweets in which he selfishly tried to advance his own political agenda. This past week his Twitter page has gone viral, yet this isn’t a new game for Trump. Trump’s Twitter feed resembles the unfiltered and uncut stream of consciousness word spew of an agitated toddler.
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Dear Dad

Happy Father’s Day, Dad! Hope you don’t mind if the rhyming is bad, I’m just trying to say what I mean, Definitely not Shel Silverstein. I just wanted you to know That while I don’t always show How genuinely appreciative I am For you being the head of the fam,
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Quiz: Are you more Yogurtland or Yogurt Park?

As the days are getting hotter here in Berkeley, frozen yogurt sales are skyrocketing. With ongoing controversy surrounding who has better chilled treats, the most pressing question of the summer is, “Where do you get your froyo?” It seems that there are two types of people in this world — those who prefer Yogurtland and those who crave Yogurt Park. Where does your allegiance lie?
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Summer Starbucks hacks

With all the coffee we drink as college students, getting the same plain old drip coffee can be bland. We spoke to a Starbucks employee about some of the cool drinks people have ordered from the secret menu and some other interesting tips for ordering the best drink and saving
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