Dining Halls Aren't Bullies

Dining Halls aren’t bullies

Remember those days where you used to be that meek, timid kid minding your own business in the lunch line at elementary school? You’d take a step forward and bump into the stomach of the big sixth grader twice your size, only to look around and find three similar behemoths
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Winners of the Clog’s Valentine’s Day Competition

Thanks to everyone who submitted their lovey-dovey and embarrassing past Valentine’s Day stories. Here’s our top 5 favorites that made us laugh, cry and a combination of both: 5. On Valentine’s Day, my boyfriend texted me, “Happy Chinese New Year.” At first I thought it was a silly joke and
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5 foolproof ways to get fit for spring

With spring a little more than a month away, many are working hard to burn off the winter pounds and recover those stone-hard abs. For those of you who hate exercise but love looking hot, the Clog has prepared this list of ways to force yourself to get out and
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4 Valentine’s Day gifts just for Berkeley students

How does Sproul do Valentine’s Day? The Clog has compiled a list of wacky and cutesy gifts for that special someone. 1. STDs. If you’re bored of the traditional chocolate, flowers and candy trifecta, Phi Delta Epsilon has balls of adorable stuffed diseases that could be right up your alley. Give
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University of Construction

University of Construction at Berkeley?

Even if you’re someone who only escapes the cozy sanctuary of your home to take the mind-numbing beeline walk to class every day, you’ve surely noticed the ubiquitous construction spanning the length of campus. At first glance, it may seem like an inconvenience — a rather huge and irritating one at
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The Clog’s Valentine’s Day Competition

The Clog is introducing its First Annual Valentine’s Day Competition. The rules are pretty simple: Email [email protected] with your most embarrassing or lovey-dovey past Valentine’s Day stories. The top 5 stories will — anonymously, don’t worry — be published on the Clog on Valentine’s Day. The more embarrassing/mushy the better. Write
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Top Dog price increase

We love our late-night snacks here at the Clog, and, most importantly, we like them when they’re cheap. So imagine our surprise when we found out that Top Dog raised its prices by 25 cents. This doesn’t sound like much to begin with, but it’s the principle. With rising tuition,
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Top 5 Berkeley-inspired humor websites

If you have a professor who doesn’t mind laptops open during lecture, we know you’ve been tempted to open that AirBears connected browser and click the boredom away. So if you’re going to take a bite of the forbidden Internet fruit, at least be more creative than just Facebook and
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