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To fake, or not to fake?

The answer? Never. Ever, ever. The other day, I decided to take a stroll through Cosmo’s Love & Sex section as a means of procrastination, and stumbled upon an article titled “How to Tell Him You’ve Been Faking It.” My immediate reaction: Unnecessary article because you should never fake it. Read More…

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So, what number am I?

During a recent homework break, I was browsing through a bunch of websites on which I like to waste time, and I stumbled upon a piece written because of the newly-released Anna Faris movie “What’s your number?“ Although I had seen the movie’s trailer many times before, I had never paid Read More…

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Power play

Ladies, picture this: you and the cute guy with a little crush on you and a hell of a lot of sexual attraction towards you, are walking back to your place on a random week night. He can’t come up because your roommate is sleeping upstairs, but that doesn’t mean Read More…

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The sun is up — get out of my bed

Ah. It’s the morning after. You wake up, look around you or next to you, and it hits you. You remember that last night, for whatever reason, you hooked up with the person beside you (or in whose room you’re in). Whether you’ve known them for a while or just Read More…

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VIDEO: On a magic carpet ride

Last week, I wrote an article inspired by my sudden nostalgia for car sex. Besides motor vehicles, I was curious to know where else people would like to get it on. I asked this question in between classes on campus, while waiting for the bus in San Francisco, in coffee shops and Read More…

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Ode to an old friend

You know when you miss someone or something? Well, I’ve been feeling like that for the past couple months. There isn’t much that I can do, digging up my long-forgotten and deeply buried poetic skills. So here is what I came up with, inspired by a lost little friend.

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Fairly normal

San Francisco’s Folsom Street Fair: a multi-block assemblage of kinky bedroom props suppliers, alternative music performances, on-stage flogging and whipping, food, drinks, a women’s area and a lot-a lot-a lot of leather. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, the Folsom Street Fair is a leather and fetish extravaganza. While I wasn’t able Read More…

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Pinnacle of sexual design?

During a recent post-lecture hookup, I remembered an article I had read a couple of years ago about the shape of the human penis. Don’t get me wrong, I wasn’t bored, but working some handy magic down his basketball shorts definitely made it natural for the shape of it to Read More…

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Accept the condom, love the condom

Alright, I know many of you – both girls and boys – are already rolling your eyes and thinking about how much you hate having sex with condoms, how it doesn’t feel as good (or “natural”), how you might not even feel anything and that you’re just not going to Read More…