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Where the real game was on Saturday

In good traffic, it only takes 20 minutes to get from the Rose Bowl to the L.A. Coliseum. Twenty minutes. Not very much time. Not very far to go. But when pondering what happened on Saturday evening, the two venues might as well be universes apart. Cal was the metaphorical Read More…

Michael sports

Enough of Tebow

How do you feel now, Tim Tebow? Yeah, you thought you could trick us into thinking you could actually hang around with the big boys. Some garbage time points against a slumping San Diego squad, a come-from-behind victory versus the hapless Dolphins. If you gave a half-decent performance against a Read More…

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GBaum’s World: The bizarre world of Balotelli

Moments after tucking a sublime right-footed finish into the bottom corner against heralded cross-town powerhouse Manchester United, Manchester City striker Mario Balotelli stoically turned around and lifted his jersey to uncover an undershirt reading “Why Always Me?” to the hostile United faithful. Why always you, Mario? For if only we Read More…

chris.yoder

You just have to care, not understand

It’s not often that I read an article in The Onion with anything more than a laugh. But this weekend, I found something on the website that left me with not a laugh but a sigh. An article, titled “Nation Gathers Around Radio Set To Listen To Big Ball Game,” Read More…

annie.gerlach.online

The boys are back in town

OH MY GOD IT’S SHARKS SEASON!!! Yeah, that’s right. Nothing less than all caps and three exclamation points can accurately convey my state of ecstasy. My heart is doing jumping jacks inside my chest right now. It feels like I’m hyped up on 14 Four Loko’s just thinking about it. Read More…

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GBaum’s World: Save the life of my child

In his hit song “Over,” R&B icon Drake proclaims that he is “really too young to be feeling this old.” The cocky ex-Degrassi star and I share, well, absolutely nothing common, but I’m going to go ahead and free ride off that lyric for a bit. The difference is that Read More…

Jonathan Kuperberg

The Kupe D’etat: An 0de t0 Eugeni0

On Wednesday, Sept. 28, the entire country, nay the world, witnessed the culmination of the greatest collapse in the history of baseball. People all across the globe sat in bewilderment in front of their TVs, stared blankly at their computer screens, clicked furiously on their phones to constantly refresh — Read More…

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Change we can (maybe) believe in

I was pretty frustrated after watching the Cal football team lose to Washington on Saturday. Initially, it just seemed like the same old story for the Bears: they put themselves in a position to win a key game, and ultimately came up empty. The loss brought back plenty of unkind Read More…