“You’re just not cut out for this league.” Immediately after writing those words nearly four months ago declaring Timothy Richard Tebow the worst quarterback to ever walk the face of Planet Earth, the Broncos embarked on an improbable winning streak of six consecutive games, propelling them to the NFL playoffs. Read More…
My Los Angeles Lakers are back! Beginning on Christmas Day, the pursuit of a 17th title will begin against the Chicago Bulls. The fact of the matter is, the NBA really lucked out. Coming off of one of its best seasons, a lockout that persisted until June would have derailed Read More…
It is commonly accepted that there are five stages of grieving. In regard to the entire Penn State pedophilia predicament, I have been altering my opinions as often as uninformed bloggers call for Jeff Tedford to be fired. Since it has come out that the Nittany Lions’ legendary coach Joe Read More…
For those of us who play pickup basketball in the RSF, we know that there are many unwritten rules on the courts. These rules are generally amalgamations of common sense and gym etiquette, standards that aren’t too hard to figure out. But over the past few months, I have noticed Read More…
As we enter the month of November, I can’t help but be reminded of an enthralling game that took place one year ago on Nov. 29. In America, a large fraction of the people probably have no idea what I’m referring to — but for the rest of the world, Read More…
How do you feel now, Tim Tebow? Yeah, you thought you could trick us into thinking you could actually hang around with the big boys. Some garbage time points against a slumping San Diego squad, a come-from-behind victory versus the hapless Dolphins. If you gave a half-decent performance against a Read More…
It’s not often that I read an article in The Onion with anything more than a laugh. But this weekend, I found something on the website that left me with not a laugh but a sigh. An article, titled “Nation Gathers Around Radio Set To Listen To Big Ball Game,” Read More…
For 12 years, I have been an avid fan of the world champion Los Angeles Lakers (this is the point at which you simply nod and don’t bring up bad memories from last year). For each of those 12 years, my parents have been attempting to reprimand me for excessive Read More…
I am lost without baseball. Of course, the frivolous temptations of football season are a welcome distraction. Every Sunday, all I have to do is tune in to CBS, watch a couple games, spend five minutes checking out box scores on Yahoo, and I can consider myself a fairly committed Read More…
OH MY GOD IT’S SHARKS SEASON!!! Yeah, that’s right. Nothing less than all caps and three exclamation points can accurately convey my state of ecstasy. My heart is doing jumping jacks inside my chest right now. It feels like I’m hyped up on 14 Four Loko’s just thinking about it. Read More…
