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“Fifty Shades of Grey”: if Ana went to Berkeley

Whether or not you’ve seen or read “Fifty Shades of Grey,” we think it’s safe to say a large percentage of us have a hard time identifying with Anastasia Steele or her relationship with Christian Grey. In an attempt to understand her a little better, let’s make Ana one of us.
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Signs that you’re mentally still a first semester freshman

‘Twas the first week of the semester when an innocent spring admit asked his floor, “Did you know someone actually goes up to ring the bell on top of the Camp-uh-kneel every hour?” “Yeah, just didn’t know that Campanile could be pronounced that way,” a sarcastic voice responded. Little did that voice
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Calstrology: Your UC Berkeley horoscope

Have you ever wondered what your Berkeley horoscope is? Most likely not, but now you can! We present to you Calstrology, your unique UC Berkeley horoscope! How is Calstrology different from astrology, you ask? What Calstrology provides is an applicable horoscope for the unique breed that is Berkeley students. Find
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Week in Events: Feb. 23 – Feb. 28

We don’t know about you, but we can’t believe that February is almost over. Before we know it, midterms will be over and it’ll be spring break! Or so we’d like to think. But we guess we can take it one week at a time, starting with this one. Monday, Feb.
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Notes from my journal: A Frat Party

Saturday, February 14, 2015 There’s something so grossly sophisticated about drinking $12 red wine straight from the bottle. Cath and Lauren took theirs in dorm room Tupperware, but me, I took the kiss straight from the bottleneck lips. Tastes like Saturdays. At least Saturday nights. Saturday mornings taste more like
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UC Berkeley’s daily Oscar-worthy moments

In recognition of the Oscars airing Feb. 22, we at the Clog decided to tabulate all the Oscar-worthy performances UC Berkeley students give every day. At every chime of the Campanile, countless students will captivate audiences with their animation and direction. Although they may go unnoticed, each deserves a chance for
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Week in events: Feb. 17 – Feb. 22

You took probably too full advantage of your three-day President’s Day weekend. Maybe you went home, or had friends from home come up, or simply hung out with your friends here. In any case, you got no work done, even though midterm season is coming up. We have some events to help
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