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Signs you had an 8 a.m. lecture

Hopefully not all of us have had an 8 a.m. class during our college careers, but if you have, you know the feeling: the struggle of getting up two (to five) hours earlier than your roommates, taking a shower half awake and walking up the literally never-ending Berkeley hills to your
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Messy bedroom, possibly my own

What percentage procrastinator are you?

Everyone is familiar with the vicious cycle of having unwavering high hopes in the beginning of the semester that you will never procrastinate. Then one simple week passes and you’re already behind on laundry, phone calls to parents, cleaning your room, buying food, doing your readings, breathing, making it to class
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The art of the deal

No Experience Necessary

“Customer service representative for Domino’s” is probably the most impressive part of my résumé. One time, I tried doing a ramen-eating competition and I got to the fifth bowl, which is not that bad. When Flappy Bird was still flapping its way into our hearts, I could get my score
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Drop it like it’s hot

Love Letter to Nobody in Particular

Dear Once Bitten, Twice Shy, Albert Einstein described insanity as doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. And while Albert is far less intelligent than I am, I’ll have to agree with him on this one. In the realm of romance, in which Al presumably
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A farewell to syllabus week

Dear my beloved syllabus week, I can’t believe we are in our last moments together. I seriously don’t know what I’m going to do without your shortened lectures and weeknight parties. You were the best thing that has ever happened to me because you always gave me my space. You never
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The Daily Clog

Peace, love and Clog

We know what you’re all thinking: Whenever you ever so kindly click on the Clog, a small part of you is slightly disappointed by the lack of actual clogs on our page. Don’t worry devoted readers, your prayers have been answered, and we at the Clog have composed a clog
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