Can I get a word?

It was cool at the time

If you’ve ever had to talk to me for more than 10 seconds, I’ve probably mentioned that I’m on an improv comedy team.
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"Bad Santa 2" | Broad Green Pictures Grade: F

‘Bad Santa 2’ is very, very bad

The original “Bad Santa” is a cult classic in the black comedy genre, shamelessly and artfully going too far. The one word that separates it from its sequel is “artfully.” It might seem like a comedy doesn’t have to be artful, but “Bad Santa 2” is so egregiously unfunny and
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Romantic dining hall situations

The dining hall can sometimes be an unexpectedly romantic place. There are countless opportunities for love when you walk into a place like Crossroads, and because we know you probably don’t believe us right now, we’ve outlined five possible romantic interactions you can have in the dining hall. 1. A
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Leave the Campanile alone

UC Berkeley students need to stop being so hard on the Campanile. Every day, they relentlessly pound the poor tower with a steady stream of mean-spirited dick jokes, puns and comments. We at the Clog love the Campanile, (although some of us do prefer to explore the depths of Strawberry
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Horoscope Readings

What to do now that your horoscope has changed

According to extensive research, your horoscope sign may not be what you have been led to believe your whole life. Before you go into a panic, frantically wondering what your personality is going to be like now and how mysterious tomorrow is now that you can’t predict the future, not everyone was affected
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