Where’s Chancellor Dirks?

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Chancellor Dirks is pretty much a celebrity, here on the UC Berkeley campus. Like Oski, he is known for being illusive and blending into the crowd. From his crisp white shirt and tie to his lustrous unibrow, you’d think, “How could a guy like that not be noticed in a
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Do not condone violence to suppress free speech

In a letter to the UC Berkeley community a week before Milo Yiannopoulos’ visit, I made clear that both our campus’s iconic commitment to free speech, as well as definitive First Amendment rulings by the Supreme Court, meant that we were obliged to support the invitation by a legitimate student
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Ra Ra for Gaga

She’s hatched from an egg. She’s worn a meat dress. She has her own Tiffany’s commercial. She mic-dropped at Super Bowl LI. Rah rah ah-ah-ah! Ro mah ro-mah-mah Gaga oh-la-la! That’s right, little Berkeley monsters, the queen herself graced us with a beyond-electrifying halftime performance last night. Yeah, maybe this
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UC Berkeley disses

UC Berkeley is a place chock-full of sassy students just waiting for the opportunity to diss one of their peers. Whether it be due to all the stress we are under or just because we are just straight-up salty all the time, we can always find something to diss our
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2016 to 1017

Bold predictions for 2017

2016 was a completely unpredictable year. The Cubs won the World Series. Creepy clowns roamed the streets at night. Snapchat took someone else’s face and put it on your face. Although everyone is relieved that 2016 is finally behind us, we’ve no reason to believe that 2017 will be any
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Quiz: Have your loans disbursed yet?

New semester, new problems that are out of your control. It’s like a new flaw in UC Berkeley’s administrative duties is revealed each and every time you log back into CalCentral to see if those multiplying holds on your account have disappeared. And, on top of all that, you may
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Daily Clog resolutions

Happy new year, UC Berkeley! It’s finally 2017, which means fresh starts for everyone. While we may not be pledging to actually go to the RSF or attend our morning classes, we at the Clog hope that our goals inspire you to stick with your own.
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What would Dirks do?

It’s tough to be the chancellor. Each day presents a new set of challenges and problems to solve, along with the traditional duties of the job. We at the Clog have come up with a list of tasks we think the chancellor might need to complete each day.
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Who is Oski?

You know him. You love him. You’ve probably made jokes about how creepy he looks but definitely own at least one item with his face on it. Yes, we’re talking about our beloved mascot, Oski. Oski’s been around for a while — since 1941. Prior to the mascot’s debut, live bears
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