How to train a racist

Off the Beat

We spend 12+ years learning about how we owe every modern invention, from the ranked-choice voting system to the panini press, to white people.
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A guide to celebrating Presidents’ Day

The most important holiday in February is here. We know what you’re thinking, and no, it’s not Valentine’s Day. Rather, it’s a day later. February 15th is Presidents’ Day. We at the Clog know you’re frantically trying to figure out how to best honor George Washington and Abraham Lincoln, so we
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Our Founding Fathers, ranked

Today we celebrate the founding of our nation and by default, the men who made it possible. We honor their intelligence, their ingenuity and their bravery, and to show how much we appreciate their immeasurable contribution, we’ve decided to nitpick and rank them! So without further ado, in order from
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