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Whatever I Want

When I was seven I wanted to be a candy-maker. What better way to spend your days than making fudge, pulling taffy and eating every candy in sight? As soon as I learned that candy-makers cannot eat all their candy, my ambitions changed.
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How to take a joke

As dedicated members of the Clog, our daily job is to make you laugh. If you follow the following directions to perfection, with no more than an eighth of a teaspoon of salt in your system, you’ll enjoy your day to the fullest.
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