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What RRR week really stands for

Even though the administration insists that RRR stands for reading, reveiw and recitation, those three words don’t fully capture the desperation and dread associated with dead week. A more updated interpretation of RRR is necessary in order to describe the UC Berkeley student experience in the week leading up to finals.
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What percentage procrastinator are you?

Everyone is familiar with the vicious cycle of having unwavering high hopes in the beginning of the semester that you will never procrastinate. Then one simple week passes and you’re already behind on laundry, phone calls to parents, cleaning your room, buying food, doing your readings, breathing, making it to class
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What to finish now: a guide to a successful semester

It’s our favorite time of the year: coming back to UC Berkeley after a month of ultimate relaxation. It’s really such a joy to return to the rigor of school after doing absolutely nothing over winter break. But if you would like to alleviate some stress this semester, we at the
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Reasons you should be more stressed

Internet memes and Tumblr posts love to poke fun at the high levels of stress that cripple college students’ lives. While finals and debt are the frequent butt of these jokes, we at the Clog would like to remind you of even more things you should worry about. Sure, there are
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Spring DeCals we need now

It’s that time of year again when distressed UC Berkeley students can all be found simultaneously screaming at their computer screens. This can only mean one thing: class registration. Along with navigating the labyrinth of CalCentral (Why are there registration phases?), people also have to tackle the task of finding courses
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Peak levels of efficiency

You don’t have to be pre-Haas to know that efficiency is always the end goal. Economics has made the Production Possibility Curve the ultimate promise land, and the two-in-one shampoo and conditioner that’s in our showers proves just how much we covet streamlining day-to-day tasks. To meet the demand of efficiency, we at
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How not to write a graduate school personal statement

The essays are coming! The essays are coming! Well, actually, not really. You still have some time to write that Pulitzer Prize-winning, God-defying personal statement. It doesn’t matter how much you polish those test scores or flaunt that GPA, they’re not enough to get you into the graduate school of
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