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If UC Berkeley celebrities ran in ASUC elections

When Caesar was warned to beware the ides of March, he knew nothing of the hell that is ASUC election season, but the shoe certainly fits. We at the Clog need to emotionally prepare ourselves for this trying time, and what better way to do so than by poking some
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How to really win an ASUC election

With ASUC election season right around the corner, we all know what to expect — unrequested impromptu speeches on Sproul Plaza, a Facebook newsfeed full of the same five people’s faces and a million generic virtual messages requesting to secure your vote a month in advance for a particular candidate.
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Power ranking: Chancellor Dirks’ scandals

Ah, Chancellor Dirks. The Clog’s favorite scapegoat and the butt of some of our better jokes, Dirks is a mainstay on our site. But now, for the first time, we at the Clog are compiling the official ranking of his scandals, evaluated on three metrics: the gravity of the scandal
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Rumor has it

Ah, finals season is upon us, and it seems as though there is no shortage of drama going into dead week. From the uncanny return of the Plastics to fraternity date parties, it appears that all of campus is buzzing. Haven’t felt the viral uprisings or emotional breakdowns of dead week
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The apocalypse: dead week 2016

Early Tuesday morning, there were several reports of grey-ish students with black, dead eyes wandering slowly and aimlessly around campus. The only thing to be heard amidst the eerie silence was the wind scattering the leaves in every direction. For the few brave souls who dared to cross Sproul, they walked
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