UC Berkeley Memes for Edgy Teens guide

Some memes are excellent, others are good and some are just painful to read. What’s a meme connoisseur to do? Well, you’ve come to the right place. We at the Clog have thoughtfully provided a comprehensive guide that will tell you to whether to post that meme or discard it for
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If UC Berkeley celebrities ran in ASUC elections

When Caesar was warned to beware the ides of March, he knew nothing of the hell that is ASUC election season, but the shoe certainly fits. We at the Clog need to emotionally prepare ourselves for this trying time, and what better way to do so than by poking some
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UC Berkeley horoscopes: week of Feb. 26

Capricorn (Dec. 22 – Jan. 19) Your Type-A brain needs a truly A+ project to occupy your time. No, we don’t mean CS ( because C++ looks more like a grade you don’t want than a language to learn). Instead, take it a little more literally: Count all the letter
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For the love of rain boots

Dearest Rainboots, How do I love thee? Let me count the ways. I love thee to the depth and height of the deepest puddle When on rainy days, under umbrellas we all huddle For brave protection from a cold winter’s day. I love thee for saving pinkie toes from sorrow In
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Guide to UC Berkeley Memes for Edgy Teens

To some, it epitomizes the UC Berkeley experience. And to many, it’s their pride and joy to generate popular memes for students across college campuses to see. It’s UC Berkeley Memes for Edgy Teens, or simply UCBMFET (in part administrated by Daily Californian editorial staff). With 49,566 members and counting, you may
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Daily Clog resolutions

Happy new year, UC Berkeley! It’s finally 2017, which means fresh starts for everyone. While we may not be pledging to actually go to the RSF or attend our morning classes, we at the Clog hope that our goals inspire you to stick with your own.
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What would Dirks do?

It’s tough to be the chancellor. Each day presents a new set of challenges and problems to solve, along with the traditional duties of the job. We at the Clog have come up with a list of tasks we think the chancellor might need to complete each day.
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That new cool kid lingo

From Snapchat stories to Memes for Edgy Teens, it seems as though it’s impossible to keep up with the latest trends of the interwebs. Don’t worry, you’re not alone in thinking that social media is a confusing and complicated world to navigate. To make matters worse, slang on Facechat and Instabook is
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