As much as we love Telegraph Avenue, we’re not going to lie: If we had our way, we’d make some changes. American Apparel’s way too expensive, and honestly, we’d much rather replace any nonfood establishment with a food establishment. Unless it involves cats. So the Clog took this idea and ran with it (although, admittedly, not very far). Here’s our vision for the strip of Telegraph Avenue between Bancroft and Durant avenues — aka the part we always mean when we say “Telegraph:”