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A Harvard parody: 15 'hottest' freshmen

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FEBRUARY 28, 2014

Harvard sucks, but when they release their annual list of “Fifteen Hottest Freshmen” — a somewhat degrading and slightly arbitrary list of 15 people deemed attractive — we hate them a little more.

So the Clog — realizing that everyone at Cal is hot — profiled 15 random freshmen.

We stood outside Crossroads (and other campus locations) and asked hungry freshmen walking in if we could profile them. After answering a few random questions, students ranked themselves on an extremely random hotness scale. Their choices were the summer in Antarctica, a Berkeley night, a lukewarm latte, a C-list celeb, the peppers you sprinkle on your pizza, a jalapeno, Jake Gyllenhaal or Kate Upton, the best Mexican food you’ve ever had in your life, the heat wave that hit last summer and lastly, the sun.

So without further ado, we give you 15 random freshmen of the class of 2017. They’re cute, they’re motivated and best of all, they’re freshman.

Ramsey-Karim

Lindsay-Harrison

Alex-Torin

 

Joshua-Chiang

Summer-Langton

Madison-Wackerman

Manu-Goyal

Melodie-Bellegarda

Brandon-Ye

Kristina-Grayhek

Allison-Chan

Melodie-Bellegarda

Frank-Zhang

Daniel-Feldman

Betina-Yin

Image Source: Winky Wong, staff (photos) and Sabrina Werts, senior staff (graphics)

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