UC-Berkeley-themed T-shirts the student store should totally sell

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1. I don’t have anything against Stanford personally but I’m going to wear this shirt with derisive language toward it because it makes me feel like I’m being patriotic to my school.

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2. What do you mean Golden Bears are extinct?!

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3. Why are there five boba places on the same street?

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4. Why is Cal gear so freakin’ expensive?

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5. Let’s all exploit our friend with the car.

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6. Wanna hear a campanile erection joke?

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7. Cal has Quidditch; therefore Cal = Hogwarts.

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8. I always talk about going on the Naked Run during dead week, but I NEVER WILL because I am a FILTHY COWARD.

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9. Did Oski kill off the last of the Golden Bears? We should all just totally stab Oski.

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10. I am literally surrounded by restaurants, and I still can’t decide where I want to eat.

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11. I swear more Berkeley students than prepubescent girls have seen “Frozen.”

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12. This is the shirt I wear to themed parties (see what I did there?)

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13. Stop arguing about whose Cal ID picture is more washed out.

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14. Delete those photos of me with red Solo cups. I said delete them, Heather!!

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15. It’s Game Day, so I’m wearing this shirt to be ironic. But I really just want to show off my abs.

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