Celebrity resume: North West

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West

From the people who brought you Gwyneth Paltrow’s resume, we give you another edition of celebrity resume. Keep on working on those resumes and applying to all the jobs, internships and anything else you want to! If your resume looks anything like North’s, you are sure to get hired.

 ___________________________   North West_____________________________________

“At the corner of happy and healthy”  1-800-NORTHSOUTHEASTWEST  [email protected]


  • Fashion inspiration for both adults and children
  • Highly adaptable personality (ex: can both smile and give RBF to paparrazi)
  • A willingness to learn (ex: my mother dresses me in Balmain)
  • Proven success from a young age (at 20 months, I am already more famous than you)


Calabasas Pre-School

Major: Finger painting

Minor: Fashion design

Work Experience                                                                                                                                                       

Graced the cover of Vogue
March 2014

  • Aspiring model and fashion designer
  • Access to numerous celebrities

Baptism in Jerusalem

  • Caused global controversy
  • Wore designer clothing and simultaneously showed the world that a 4-year-old has more style than everyone else


Community Service                                                                                                                                                  

Making Kanye (a.k.a .“Dad”) smile

  • Provides society with a different view of Yeezus
  • Accomplishes the unimaginable on any given day

Awards and Achievements                                                                                                                                       

Perfectly manicured eyebrows for a baby

  • Became a much-talked-about subject worldwide
  • My eyebrows are just naturally flawless

Looks identical to Kanye

Interests: ballet, designer clothes, sitting front row at high-fashion runway shows, becoming an internet sensation overnight, naps

References available upon request (namely, Kim Kardashian-West and Kanye)



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