How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.
I love thee to the depth and height of the deepest puddle
When on rainy days, under umbrellas we all huddle
For brave protection from a cold winter’s day.
I love thee for saving pinkie toes from sorrow
In times of need, be it downpour or hail.
I love thee freely, for you never seem to fail.
I love thee purely, walking from VLSB to Barrows.
I love the with the passion put to use
On UCBMFET and in celebration of game day.
I love thee with a love that frats feel for booze
So help their livers. I love thee more than I can say,
Converse forgotten, you are my favorite shoes
I love thee when it rains next Thursday.
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