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Since the surge of COVID-19 cases, UC Berkeley experienced a 12.6% decline in cases the week of Jan. 31 compared to the week of the week of Jan. 24.

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JANUARY 30, 2017

UC Berkeley is a place chock-full of sassy students just waiting for the opportunity to diss one of their peers. Whether it be due to all the stress we are under or just because we are just straight-up salty all the time, we can always find something to diss our classmates and peers about. Here is a list of a few UC Berkeley-related disses you can try on your friends just in case you can’t think of enough insults on your own.

  1. I bet your mom went to Stanford.
  2. I would date him … but isn’t he a *whispers* Republican?
  3. Pimentel isn’t big enough for the both of us.
  4. I hope you climb into that nap pod and never come out.
  5. Has anyone ever told you that you have the same brow(s) as Dirks?
  6. I guess not everyone is smart enough to qualify as a Regent Scholar.
  7. Too much Yogurt Park for you this past year? *points to obvious freshman 15*
  8. Game Days must be hard given blue and gold are definitely not your colors.
  9. You smell like EECS.
  10. It’s not like you’re getting into that consulting frat anyways.

Enjoy and use with caution. Happy spring semester … and get your insult on!

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JANUARY 31, 2017