On this very fine day — April 1, 2018 — we at the Clog would like to issue a PSA that we are always serious and telling the truth in our articles. The investigative journalism we do on the daily is never a joke and is never satire, and we hope you understand that. If you’re laughing at our articles, we’re clearly not doing our job correctly, and such writing will not — and should not — be tolerated. Happy April Fool’s Day, ya filthy Bears.
Peace, love, Clog.