On this very fine day — April 1, 2018 — we at the Clog would like to issue a PSA that we are always serious and telling the truth in our articles. The investigative journalism we do on the daily is never a joke and is never satire, and we hope you understand that. If you’re laughing at our articles, we’re clearly not doing our job correctly, and such writing will not — and should not — be tolerated. Happy April Fool’s Day, ya filthy Bears.

Peace, love, Clog.

Chancellor Christ announces Oski’s retirement and replacement 

The Clog investigates UC Berkeley: Dream school or worst nightmare?

Worst pranks to pull on Berkeley students this April Fool’s Day

Campus talks outsourcing classes to Stanford because of budget cuts

10 pranks to play on yourself this April Fool’s Day

6 things we wish were actually April Fool’s jokes

In-N-Out to open in place of Smart Alec’s on Telegraph Avenue