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Procrastination station: What type of farm animal are you?

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MAY 03, 2018

We at the Clog know how much you could use a distraction during all the stress before finals. And on the last day of dead week, you’re probably looking for another thing to do besides studying. What better way to get your mind off impending finals than by taking this quiz to find out which adorable farm animal you are?


  1. Do you have any dietary restrictions?
    1. Gluten intolerance.
    2. Vegetarian.
    3. I eat everything.
    4. Vegan.
    5. I prefer bugs.
  2. How do you get your exercise?
    1. Walking around campus every day.
    2. Running.
    3. Boxing.
    4. Yoga.
    5. Does talking count as exercise?
  3. What is your best friend like?
    1. We are identical.
    2. They can be a real jerk.
    3. I don’t have one.
    4. They can be shy.
    5. They are really independent.
  4. How would you describe yourself?
    1. Hungry!
    2. Strong.
    3. The best.
    4. I go with the flow.
    5. I do my own thing.
  5. What is your style like?
    1. I throw on whatever is on my chair.
    2. I like the simple things, like T-shirts, but I always look good.
    3. I dress really well.
    4. I like to be cozy.
    5. I pretty much wear the same outfit every day.
  6. What do you do in your free time?
    1. Eat.
    2. Exercise.
    3. Party!
    4. Knit.
    5. Wander around town.
  7. If you were trapped on a desert island, what item would you want with you?
    1. Food.
    2. A boat.
    3. My computer.
    4. A book.
    5. Nothing but the natural resources around me.
    1. Cow: You are cute and cuddly — even if you don’t know it yourself. You love food, but sometimes it upsets your tummy — maybe look into that. Other than that, you are doing great just being yourself. The people around you depend on you. Sometimes you smell bad, but that’s okay.
    2. Horse: You are super hardworking and probably objectively good-looking, so it’s pretty easy for you to look good in just a T-shirt. Make sure to keep squeezing a workout in here and there during finals — it will work wonders.
    3. Goat: You’ve got a bit of a temper that can lead you into some tricky situations, but overall, you are truly a sweet person at heart. Make sure to take some time for yourself, even if all your friends are doing something fun.
    4. Sheep: You are super chill and kind to everyone around you. You provide comfort when people are feeling down, but that doesn’t mean you should prioritize others before yourself. Take the time to read that book you’ve been interested in or just chill out.
    5. Chicken: You march to the beat of your own drum, chicken. Just because you are the feather-iest of all the farm animals doesn’t mean you don’t have a thick skin. You can take on anything the world throws at you, including finals week.


Contact Hailey Johnson at [email protected].

MAY 16, 2018