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If you’re reading this, it’s too late. You’re now officially bound by the laws of Drizzy to take this quiz or you’ll probably start at the bottom and stay there. Last weekend, when Drake performed at Oracle Arena, the question arose to us at the Clog: Which Drake song best matches “The Motto” of our semester so far? Read on to find out which Drizzy tune best matches your current state in the semester.
Which potential significant other of Drake’s were you rooting for?
What movie do you want to be watching right now?
None, I can’t watch movies when I have work to do!
“Ferris Bueller’s Day Off”
“The Fault in Our Stars”
Reruns of Drake’s old days on “Degrassi”
What do you love most?
Neither my bed (mostly because I don’t sleep) nor my mama (I haven’t called her in a second because there’s really only so much time in a day).
My bed and my mama (because if Drake can love both equally so can I).
Where would you like to be on your dream Saturday?
Chilling on the Glade, catching some rays and doing homework.
In the 305 (to my city), obviously.
Kicking it in Calabasas with Justin Bieber and the Kardashians (and Drake, every now and then).
Pick a Drake meme.
Which Drake lyric are you most likely to quote for your next Insta post?
“If you thinkin’ I’ma quit before I die, dream on”
“On my worst behavior”
“Dealing with a heart that I didn’t break / I’ll be there for you, I will care for you”
“Fresher than a pillow with a mint on it”
“Nonstop”: That’s a Rollie, not a stopwatch if we’ve ever seen one because you don’t ever stop. We don’t know how you do it all and honestly, neither do you. Do you even sleep? The world may never know.
“Get It Together”: Don’t take this the wrong way, but if you’ve been looking for a sign to kickstart your motivation or tell you to start going to class, well, here it is. Probably not what you were expecting, but Drake works in mysterious ways.
“Marvin’s Room”: You okay there, bud? This semester has you down in the dumps, but don’t worry, because if Drake can be in his feelings and still stay cool as ice, so can you.
“Signs”: You’re killing it this semester! You’ve hit the perfect note and honestly, you’re TOO GOOD if we say so ourselves (we’re sure Drake would agree).