Rockin’ around Berkeley! 12 days of Christmas, UC Berkeley edition

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This has been a crazy semester here at UC Berkeley: one with its own highs and lows—some of which is the adventure of simply attending this university—while the rest is very unique to this semester. So, to get into the holiday spirit, here’s what UC Berkeley would give us during twelve days of Christmas:

On the first day of Christmas UC Berkeley gave to me

A new date for the Big Game

 

On the second day of Christmas UC Berkeley gave to me

Two back-to-back midterms and 

A new date for the Big Game

 

On the third day of Christmas UC Berkeley gave to me

Three smoky days off

Two back-t0-back midterms and

A new date for the Big Game

 

On the fourth day of Christmas UC Berkeley gave to me

Four tricky finals

Three smoky days off

Two back-to-back midterms and

A new date for the Big Game

 

On the fifth day of Christmas UC Berkeley gave to me

Five friendly squirrels

Four tricky finals

Three smoky days off

Two back-to-back midterms and

A new date for the Big Game

 

On the sixth day of Christmas UC Berkeley gave to me

Six caring tutors

Five friendly squirrels

Four tricky finals

Three smoky days off

Two back-to-back midterms and

A new date for the Big Game

 

On the seventh day of Christmas UC Berkeley gave to me

Seven spots to eat on campus

Six caring tutors

Five friendly squirrels

Four tricky finals

Three smoky days off

Two back-to-back midterms and

A new date for the Big Game

 

On the eighth day of Christmas UC Berkeley gave to me

Eight GSIs grading

Seven spots to eat on campus

Six caring tutors

Five friendly squirrels

Four tricky finals

Three smoke days off

Two back-to-back midterms and

A new date for the Big Game

 

On the ninth day of Christmas UC Berkeley gave to me

Nine hours of homework

Eight GSIs grading

Seven spots to eat on campus

Six caring tutors

Five friendly squirrels

Four tricky finals

Three smoke days off

Two back-to-back midterms and

A new date for the Big Game

 

On the tenth day of Christmas UC Berkeley gave to me

Ten turkeys chillin’

Nine hours of homework

Eight GSIs grading

Seven spots to eat on campus

Six caring tutors

Five friendly squirrels

Four tricky finals

Three smoky days off

Two back-to-back midterms and

A new date for the Big Game

 

On the eleventh day of Christmas UC Berkeley gave to me

Eleven lifelong friends

Ten turkeys chillin’

Nine hours of homework

Eight GSIs grading

Seven spots to eat on campus

Six caring tutors

Five friendly squirrels

Four tricky finals

Three smoky days off

Two back-to-back midterms and

A new date for the Big Game

 

On the twelfth day of Christmas UC Berkeley gave to me

Twelve Sproul handouts

Eleven lifelong friends

Ten turkeys chillin’

Nine hours of homework

Eight GSIs grading

Seven spots to eat on campus

Six caring tutors

Five friendly squirrels

Four tricky finals

Three smoky days off

Two back-to-back midterms and

A new date for the Big Game

 

Happy holidays and good luck with your finals from us here at the Clog! We hope this has reminded you of the crazy semester we all have had (in a good way, of course)!

Contact Zachariah Nash at [email protected] .