As we begin week six of the spring semester, we’re pretty sure most of you have already started midterms — and if you haven’t, odds are you will begin soon, and it might be a good idea to start studying. With so many libraries on campus, however, how do you even choose? Take this quiz and find out where you should study for midterms!
- How do you feel about people in general?
- They’re okay, I guess.
- People? I love people, I’m just like, such a people person.
- People are complex, and human nature is such a fascinating debate. I just don’t know.
- To quote Dwight Schrute, “We need a new plague.”
- Choose a food:
- Pizza
- Meatloaf
- Burrata
- Ramen
- Do you care about beauty?
- Beauty is nice, but there are other things that are more important.
- No, I just care about my work.
- Beauty is everything, and there is beauty in everything.
- No, I only care about dogs, boba tea and “The Office” (or other things that people think are unique personality traits).
- Which college are you in?
- Letters and Science
- Engineering or CNR
- Haas or Environmental Design
- Chemistry
- Choose a decade:
- 1980s
- 1970s
- 1960s
- 2000s
- How do you feel about natural light?
- I love the sun!
- What’s natural light?
- It’s enjoyable but not necessary.
- I am a child of the darkness.
- Pick a Berkeley staple:
- Artichoke’s
- Top Dog
- Cafe Milano
- La Burrita
- Pick a DCOM (Disney Channel Original Movie)
- “The Cheetah Girls”
- “Pixel Perfect”
- “The Color of Friendship”
- “High School Musical”
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- Doe Library, Hargrove Music Library, Long Business Library or Environmental Design Library – You’re what we’d call classic. You’re a crowd pleaser and you love natural light, so why not venture to one of these beloved libraries with plenty of sunlight, and get to studying!
- Moffitt Library, Kresge Engineering Library or Main Stacks – You don’t really care about much but your work. You’re focused and a little basic, but that’s okay! Odds are you’ll run the world because of how good you are at studying for your midterms in one of these libraries.
- Howison Philosophy Library, Morrison Library or East Asian Library – Congratulations, you’re an intellectual and probably have a bidet or something else that sounds French. You belong in a library that’s pretty and where you can read ancient Caesar texts or debate what Kant really meant.
- You don’t belong in a library — Try your dorm or some dark dank corner of Berkeley where other people and other things won’t bother you so you can pass your midterms.
Contact Zachary Abuel-Saud at [email protected].