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Maybe you’ve boycotted Coachella over its many controversies, or maybe you’re just not ready to deal with those crazy ticket prices. Either way, for most of us, the “Coachella experience” will likely be scrolling through pictures from the festival on Instagram or watching the new Beyoncé documentary on Netflix.
Take a break from whatever you’re doing and plan your own Coachella-inspired music festival … and let us guess which artists are in your lineup!
Pick a location for the festival:
A desert in Nevada
Portland — it’s time to change things up
Pablo Escobar’s island
Palm Springs or somewhere else that’s basically an extension of Los Angeles
What kind of food will there be?
Burgers and fries
Steak and pasta
What’s the dress code?
Casual and comfy
Pick something out for the attendees:
Blankets for the outdoor concerts
Reusable water bottles
Pick a celebrity co-host:
Pick a group to perform:
The Jonas Brothers
Choose a parting gift to give festivalgoers:
Snacks and candy
Pictures from a Polaroid photo booth
Travis Scott: Who, what?! Take a trip to “Astroworld” with Travis Scott, who will be headlining your festival! It’s going to be “sick…o mode.”
Billie Eilish: And “when the party’s over” … everyone will be talking about what a great festival you put on.
Beyoncé and Jay-Z: Hold up, what? This party is destined to last “all night,” and those memories will be “irreplaceable.” You’ve done a “flawless job” — the whole crowd’s going to go “apes**t”!
Taylor Swift: The festival will gain a reputation all on its own — nice work throwing a festival in “style”! We just hope the audience is “…ready for it?”