Quiz: Which Kanye quote do you need to hear right now?

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As the semester begins to wrap up with the final week of classes, students are in a weird place; they’re finalizing summer plans, studying, preparing for essays and presentations and ending another year at UC Berkeley. Clearly, these are trying times in which everyone could use some inspiration. Why not find out what you need to hear from a man who has called himself a god — what Kanye West quote do you need to hear right now?

  1. How much sleep have you been getting lately?
    1. Less than 4 hours.
    2. 8-10 hours.
    3. 6-8 hours.
    4. 4-6 hours.
  2. Choose a deadly sin:
    1. Sloth
    2. Greed
    3. Pride
    4. Envy
  3. How many finals do you have?
    1. 1 or 2.
    2. A few, but I’m not worried.
    3. Too many.
    4. I’m not quite sure.
  4. What are you watching instead of studying?
    1. I’m not watching anything — I’m resting.
    2. I’m studying!
    3. “Game of Thrones”
    4. “Avengers: Endgame”
  5. Choose a Kardashian-Jenner to obsess over:
    1. Kylie Jenner
    2. Kim Kardashian
    3. Kourtney Kardashian
    4. Kris Jenner
  6. Pick a Kanye album:
    1. Ye (2018)
    2. The Life of Pablo (2016)
    3. Yeezus (2013)
    4. Graduation (2007)
  7. Are you okay?
    1. Lol no.
    2. I’m trying so hard to be.
    3. No, but when am I ever okay?
    4. Yeah, I’m doing pretty well.
  8. Pick a Kanye moment:
    1. Yeezus Era.
    2. Posing as Jesus on the cover of Rolling Stone.
    3. Interrupting Taylor Swift at the 2009 VMAs.
    4. Riding the motorcycle with Kim Kardashian in the “Bound 2” music video.
    1. “Fur pillows are hard to actually sleep on.”
    2. “I want the world to be better! All I want is positive! All I want is dopeness!”
    3. “I can be vilified. I can be misunderstood. I didn’t come here to be liked. I came here to make a difference.”
    4. “I think I do myself a disservice by comparing myself to Steve Jobs and Walt Disney and human beings that we’ve seen before. It should be more like Willy Wonka … and welcome to my chocolate factory.”

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