You don’t have to convince us, we know you’re not procrastinating on all the work you have (even though it’s summer — the grind never stops). We think of this quiz as more of a ~brain break~ anyway. In fact, you’ll probably be more focused after you take it! So, technically speaking, it’s almost like you have to take it — for the sake of your productivity, that is. On that note, let’s get to it. You procrastinate by answering a few seemingly obscure questions, and we here at the Clog will tell you which new single those obscure answers make you.
- What’s the last song on your shuffle?
- “Imagine” by Ariana Grande
- “Happy” by Pharrell Williams
- “Daydreamer” by Adele
- “Sitting, Waiting, Wishing” by Jack Johnson
- Where’s your favorite place to study?
- On Memorial Glade, maybe at a café or two.
- Doe, but I’m not even mad about it.
- Eh, let’s be real here — I always just procrastinate on going to the library to eventually do work.
- Let me put it this way: If I had a hometown date on “The Bachelor,” it would be at Main Stacks.
- What sounds like the perfect type of relaxation you need in your life right about now?
- Honestly, I’m pretty chill right now, could be persuaded into a sunset drive.
- The best form of relaxation is absolutely none. I could run for miles with the sheer amount of caffeine in my system right now.
- Rom-com. Popcorn. I’m there.
- A nice yoga sesh, preferably outdoors (as I’m currently at risk of forgetting what sunlight is).
- What is your next ideal meal?
- An açaí bowl.
- Red Bull with a side of iced coffee (but hold the cream and sugar, because clearly health is important to me).
- Chocolate chip cookies and strawberries.
- You thought I was kidding when I said my “Bachelor” hometown date would be in Main Stacks? Well, joke’s on you, because I may splurge and head a whole floor up for FSM. Wine and dine ‘em, am I right?
- What is the last thing you ordered on Amazon?
- Something for my summer travels. Au revoir, Berkeley! Can we get a “Go Bears,” though?
- A “Keep On Keeping On” laptop sticker. (You cringed a little when you put it in your cart, don’t lie.)
- A scrapbook. Cue the universal “aww.”
- Index cards.
- What did you do the second you finished your last final?
- Shotgunned a beer at the Campanile just for kicks.
- Asked every single person — acquainted or not, no discrimination here — if they chose C or D for number 53, then promptly explained why it was obviously C and made them question their very existence.
- Popped in my headphones and sent it to the top of the Campanile for one last look back on the years of memories :,)
- Took a breath. Honestly, I was unsure of the last time I inhaled.
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- “If I Can’t Have You” by Shawn Mendes. Life has been going your way lately, hasn’t it? If nothing else, it’s been going Shawn Mendes’ way with this new chart-topper. And at the end of the day, if Shawn is happy, we are too.
- Taylor Swift and Brendon Urie’s new (we feel uncomfortable saying “hit”) single, “ME!” Good news: You probably breezed through the year, chipper as always, with a smile on your face. Bad news: Everyone hates you for your glee. Everyone.
- “I Don’t Care” by Ed Sheeran x the Biebs. Hey, it might be true that you didn’t care about your exams, but finals clearly had you feeling some type of way.
- Vampire Weekend just dropped its first album in approximately a decade. If we were a betting Clog, we’d place our bets that that was you emerging from your (practically decade-long) hibernation in Stacks to soak up the sun and chill vibes of summer with “Harmony Hall”!
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