Quiz: Big Game predictions based on what you watch on Netflix

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With the annual Big Game coming up this weekend against Stanford University, UC Berkeley is gearing up to travel across the Bay and take back the Axe. We at the Clog understand that not everyone at UC Berkeley is a football fan, however. Some of you prefer to watch TV or spend your time staring at a screen watching other people live their dreams — what isn’t fun about that? Well, we can marry football and TV by predicting what will happen at the Big Game based on what you choose to watch on Netflix.

  1. Who are you watching Netflix with?
    1. Alone
    2. With my significant other
    3. With friends
    4. With a hookup (Netflix and chill)
  2. Pick a drama.
    1. “Bird Box”
    2. “Dallas Buyers Club”
    3. “After”
    4. “Pulp Fiction”
  3. Pick a romantic comedy.
    1. “About Time”
    2. “To All the Boys I’ve Loved Before”
    3. “Hit and Run”
    4. “What a Girl Wants”
  4. Pick a comedy special.
    1. “Ali Wong: Hard Knock Wife”
    2. “Jenny Slate: Stage Fright”
    3. “John Mulaney: The Comeback Kid”
    4. “Daniel Sloss Live Shows”
  5. Pick a horror movie.
    1. “Insidious”
    2. “Rosemary’s Baby”
    3. “The Witch”
    4. “The Conjuring”
  6. Pick a reality show.
    1. “Queer Eye”
    2. “The Great British Baking Show”
    3. “Tidying Up with Marie Kondo”
    4. “Billy on the Street”
  7. Choose a sitcom.
    1. “Friends”
    2. “The Office”
    3. “Parks and Recreation”
    4. “New Girl”
  8. Choose a Netflix original.
    1. “The Crown”
    2. “The End of the F***ing World”
    3. “Big Mouth”
    4. “Narcos”
  9.   
    1. UC Berkeley will annihilate Stanford – Congratulations, your choices suggest to us that UC Berkeley will absolutely demolish Stanford on Saturday, and we’ll take back the Axe! Go Bears!
    2. UC Berkeley will score and win at the last second – Although it was a nail-biter, UC Berkeley just clinched a win, and the Axe is going to Berkeley!
    3. Stanford will forfeit – While we can recognize Stanford as a prestigious university, their team unfortunately didn’t feel up to the challenge of taking on the Golden Bears and have decided to forfeit last minute — because of their cowardice.
    4. The game will get shut down – Based on your choices, the game was shut down. Maybe it’ll get too rowdy, or perhaps Stanford and UC Berkeley students will be too busy studying to even go to the game, who knows? All we know is that UC Berkeley would’ve won anyway.

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