Allen Chen

We at the Clog have taken it upon ourselves to compile a list of surefire ways to tell if the animal you are looking at is an actual bear or just a UC Berkeley Bear.

There is no shortage of things to do with your time as a UC Berkeley student. But have you considered that you could also just stand outside of a dorm and scream as loud as you can at 3 a.m.? Here at The Daily Clog, we’ve put together a few reasons why you might want to engage in this activity.

Sitting over a nest of plates on the outskirts of the Foothill dining hall, junior Anne Anton reported a “pleasant surprise” earlier tonight at the balance of flavors that could be found in the fountain water served there.

Later on, the image of the squirrel continued to haunt me. Had I really witnessed a return from the dead? Maybe it was a zombie squirrel now, and Chancellor Carol Tecla Christ would have to quarantine the entire campus to prevent an outbreak. That would really mess up my body clock. I just had to know. A few seconds of research later, I had my answer. I had witnessed splooting.

 Here at the Clog, we’re all about dining at Foothill in a sanitary and organized manner. We hope that this guide has offered some insight into the contentious history between UC Berkeley students and the utensils they use to consume food.

If you’ve been swamped by hordes of mosquitoes this summer and looking for a way to preserve the little blood you have left, you’ve come to the right place.

Students reportedly felt worried after seeing freshman Joseph Graves exiting Morrison Hall with “a suspicious amount of enthusiasm for 11 a.m. on a Monday.”

Sophomore Rosa Wu reported that the members of her Physics 110 discussion section were working around the death of a participant pretty well.

Loomis expressed certainty that his neighbors were performing some kind of test of his greed, or maybe gauging his trustworthiness.