Brett Tanonaka

Prostitution, what some might consider to be humanity’s oldest occupation, is today heavily scrutinized as an immoral and deviant form of objectifying one’s body for money.

I grew up playing with monster trucks, action figures and construction sets — you know, “boyish” toys.

When I was horny and alone over break, I figured that if there are people that enjoy blind bondage foursomes, there has to be someone down for some traditional sex.

I have come to learn that performing oral sex on women is an essential part of foreplay that improves both partners’ experiences just by helping to get women in the mood.

Seriously, try it out. Even if you aren't the most sexually confident, you may find you are a wilder sexual animal than you give yourself credit for.

I expected that the pitfalls of body-image marketing, because its effect on women is pretty well known, would be easy to avoid. But when I flip through the pages and see perfectly chiseled eight-packs, luscious golden locks, acne-free skin and the goddamn perfect lip-bite technique I know gets panties soaked, I genuinely feel insecure.