How to dye your clothes green on the cheap this St. Paddy’s Day
To ensure your physical and emotional safety this Saturday, here’s our trusty list of frugal yet effective ways to dye your clothing green. You’re welcome.
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Author Archives: Hailey Johnson
Clog to be shut down after too many misinterpreted ‘Clog reports’
After years of high-quality satire and clickbait, it has been announced that The Daily Clog will soon be shut down for good.
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Clog report: Boy asks girl to dinner in unexpected turn of events
Witnesses say they saw Drew Yarns walk straight up to Anna Turf and ask her, “Would you like to go to dinner with me tomorrow night?”
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Clog report: Main Stacks to become underground nightclub
After years of successful book circulation, Main Stacks’ long-lived career as a library and study spot has finally come to a close.
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7 reasons why ‘Black Panther’ is the best Marvel movie ever
If you’re not convinced of its glory, either you haven’t seen it, or you were clearly doing something other than watching the screen with your movie date.
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Clog report: Student gets 8 hours of sleep, loved ones react with concern
The family and friends of UC Berkeley student Sally Mapps are flooded with fear as their loved one heads for an uncertain future.
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Best spots in Sacramento, from ‘Lady Bird’ to ice cream
If you’re feeling adventurous or just want to chill and see a new place, drive on over to Sactown and check out some of the following spots.
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Clog report: Mass shortage of flyers after too much interest in clubs
In a strange turn of events, flyering has picked up speed on campus, causing a mass shortage of flyers.
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7 reasons you should never, ever join a fraternity
For the students looking for a sense of community on campus and a place where you can make friends and drink freely, hear us out: Don’t join a frat.
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Clog report: Midterms causing climate change
It was great to leave our sweaters at home, but that shouldn’t distract from the fact that it was unseasonably warm for February.
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