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With classes before Thanksgiving break previously being canceled because of air quality, the campus originally announced approval for instructors to use Monday and Tuesday of dead week to make up for lost time. After additional discussion, it was announced that winter break would be canceled to make up for lost time.
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Every year in November, as Halloween comes to an end, the debate over whether or not it is acceptable to begin preparing for and celebrating Christmas erupts yet again. This year, however, a date has established the date for when it’s finally acceptable to get hyped for the holiday season.
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There are good odds that you brought over a few remnants of your childhood. It’s important to be able to get some utility out of these items — otherwise, it’s just additional junk you have sitting around in your living space.
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This total deforestation in Berkeley was predictably difficult to push through official channels, with sources revealing that the campus administration had been fighting for the initiative for months leading up to the Big Game.
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Attempts to interview the buses themselves were largely unsuccessful, as most would only grunt in distress. One anonymous source mentioned that they overheard one bus asking another if things get any better during the upcoming winter break.
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There’s a certain guilty pleasure in just stuffing down all that sugary goodness down your gullet, knowing that there is no universe in which this is even remotely acceptable. Once you’re already halfway through the pack, there’s no turning back.
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Lead project manager Aleksander Grape noted that the natural self-defense mechanisms of the squirrel deliverers could help alleviate the issue of vandals, though that hasn’t helped in cases in which the squirrels themselves were the vandals and ate the food they were supposed to deliver.
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Careful analysis of the habits of college students as they sit through lectures has revealed minimal similarities between the average student and the middle schoolers sitting behind them.
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Unconfirmed sources revealed that the campus was currently petitioning to have the entire UC system include the holiday, though, at present, those odds seem rather slim.
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Unconfirmed sources report that the bears even partook in Homecoming events such as campus tours and presentations. In one particularly outrageous case, the bears even attended multiple parties.
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