Jasmin Staffer

In short, I have grown — just in ways that aren’t as earth-shattering as a student who came to this university fresh out of high school.

For all of you new Golden Bears and my fellow “What is a tight end?” people, I encourage you to try out this school spirit thing once the games (are allowed to) begin.

In the day and age of ever-advancing technology and the prioritization of convenience, it seems fitting that some people are embracing what is, essentially, Uber for voting: mail-in ballots.

It was a simple piece of advice: “Don’t ever download that app.”

I could tell Michael Cera's titular character was an awkward guy, but during the second viewing I figured out I had finally met my on-screen likeness. 

Self-care seems to be most often associated with the golden trio of face masks, bath bombs and journaling.

With the help of the Oxford English Dictionary and the debatably reliable Urban Dictionary, here are some relics of the early aughts to steep you in nostalgia and help you remember a time before you had to worry about essay deadlines and internship applications.