Nichole Bloom

You may not know this, but every single student here at UC Berkeley applied and got accepted just like you!

The time between arriving to UC Berkeley and graduating is short. During these four years, we will form friendships and grow more than we could imagine.

With the change in temperature comes a change in apparel, opening the gates to new fashion choices. Why yes, lads and ladies, this includes swimsuit season.

Every year, we drop all academic responsibilities and fucking rage for a whole week.

Oh, the luck of Irish really is with us. That's right, little leprechauns, St. Paddy's Day is the perfect excuse to throw it back to our favorite childhood movie, "The Luck of the Irish," and all go out on the lash.

On this most sacred day, St. Patrick's Day, we here at the Clog are reveling in the nationwide jokin', jiggin', drinkin' and vommin'.

Greetings fellow Golden Bears, the time has come for us to return to our gloriously decorated institution of higher learning. To ease the pain of returning to the Bay, we at the Clog have complied some Berkeley bites that remind you there's no place quite like Berzerkeley.