How to actually get a seat in Free Speech Movement Cafe

It’s a Wednesday afternoon, and you just got out of class. You go over to Free Speech Movement Cafe to see if there are any seats available, which, unsurprisingly, there aren’t. Of course, you’re stubborn and you think you deserve a comfortable seat in FSM because there’s really nowhere else
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Having sex, eating and other ways to avoid the flu in Berkeley

You know it’s coming. Various flu strains are floating around, getting you sick right before the semester becomes really difficult. Plus, reports of a possible measles outbreak made us officially worried about getting sick. Though the health posters in dorm bathrooms contain very helpful tips on how to avoid the flu, we at
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What your outfits for class say about you

When you get up in the morning and get dressed, the clothes you choose to wear can say a lot about how you’re feeling that day. Maybe you’re an athlete and Nike Free Runs are life, or maybe you don’t even bother to change out of your pajamas to go
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The Clog’s guide to the most relaxing spots on campus

With midterm season slowly creeping in, its really easy to get burned out and overstressed. Sometimes, it’s a good idea to slow down and remember to actually breathe. With that goal in mind, we invite you try these relaxing places on campus when you’re feeling under the weather. Because punching
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Best pick-up lines according to major

“The way to a woman’s heart is the right pick-up line,” said nobody ever. Nevertheless, male suitors take it upon themselves time and time again to try and woo a lady with a trite motley of witty phrases. Oh, cheesy orators, when will you learn that honesty is the best
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Looking for the one? Try MTV’s ‘Match Machine’

Have your friends been claiming that they’ve “found the one” on Facebook? Have you been wondering what the hell they’re talking about? Let us explain. As a means of promoting its new show, “Are You The One?,” MTV Asia has released a new, slightly creepy love game that manages to
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