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As UC Berkeley students, we don't have time to write long-winded, epic poetry, but haikus are the perfect way to channel our creative energies.

Is that opinion the norm, or just a hot take? Judge for yourself: Here are a bunch of UC Berkeley hot takes ranging from mild to spicy.

As meme culture evolves at UC Berkeley, we find new ways of expressing the most complex of emotions through internet humor. One of which is "ight, imma head out," in the form of a "SpongeBob SquarePants" screencap. We're sure that all you UC Berkeley students can relate to this feeling, so we've compiled a list of the most common cases.

We at the Clog respect *music lovers* for going to Coachella, but we can't help but see that a weekend at Coachella is just like one at UC Berkeley.

Just like you, we at the Clog love Cal Day. Which is why this year we'll be totally sure to not miss it and definitely not do any of these things instead.

Don’t get us wrong, most days we truly appreciate the opportunities and inspiration you provide for us, but after these past 10, long and rainy weeks we can’t help but feel a little worn-out.

It’s no secret that the AC Transit buses that run through Berkeley are rarely on time. We at the Clog feel your pain, so we know a thing or two about what you may feel like doing when the bus schedules don’t go your way.

Students heading home on the 51B toward Rockridge BART on Monday about 4 p.m. saw something strange near College Avenue and Derby Street. According to these students, another 51B bus was parked at the stop, lights flickering and no one apparently inside.

Today is National Stay Out of the Sun Day, a day when we find all sorts of ways to hide away from the outside world. We at the Clog have some tips for you.