Horoscopes for this week

Since we know college can be a confusing, crazy time, we here at the Clog decided to make some horoscopes for this week to bring a little stability to this town.
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Midterm rejections to say nay to the bae

Midterm studying already gives us no time to spare, yet the person you’re not interested in still seems persistent. So, go ahead, give that person your best line. “Philosophy midterms go deeper than you can.” “I’m happier about checking the solutions to the Statistics 20 practice midterm than I am about seeing
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Calstrology: Celebrity edition

From the people that brought you Calstrology, we present your new celebrity horoscope. Look below to see which celebrity you should look to for advice in the near future. March 21 – April 20: Selena Gomez You do you. Sign up for classes you are genuinely interested in, not just
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Calstrology: Your UC Berkeley horoscope

Have you ever wondered what your Berkeley horoscope is? Most likely not, but now you can! We present to you Calstrology, your unique UC Berkeley horoscope! How is Calstrology different from astrology, you ask? What Calstrology provides is an applicable horoscope for the unique breed that is Berkeley students. Find
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Stars and sensible advice

Champagne Problems

Sometimes, when I’m feeling rich and getting sick of cutting my own hair, I go to the hairdresser. In order to avoid the awkwardness that naturally results from the experience of a total stranger touching your head while you stare back at them from the mirror, I flick through the
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