Adam Levine stole my ‘Sexiest Man Alive’ award

Cultural Cadence

I’m still waiting for my call from People Magazine. Yet another year is passing by, and my phone has remained tauntingly silent. Every time it does happen to emit that jamming iPhone ringtone, I fist-pump in excitement, concluding that those pretentious editors in New York finally decided to open their
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ArCATypes: The Non-Punk’s Guide to Loving Punk Music

I spent my spring break reflecting on how I ended up with the aesthetic tastes upon which I plan to base my prospective career as a writer. I know, pretentious, right? This was partially due to the fact that I was unhealthily obsessing over Wavves and FIDLAR after seeing them
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