Do the goggles stay on?
Sex on Tuesday
I don’t ever want to be reduced to how I look — sex just an excuse to see me with my top off, feelings nonexistent and dependent on how often I put out.
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An analysis of popular UC Berkeley stereotypes
Both UC Berkeley and the city of Berkeley are home to a slew of stereotypes. We’re here to confirm or debunk some of them from a local standpoint, once and for all.
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Ripping off Berkeley goggles: Why ‘Love Is Blind – Berkeley’ is everything we need right now
Some clever Golden Bears have followed the lead of other college students throughout the country and created “Love Is Blind – Berkeley,” an equally entertaining version of Netflix’s popular reality show.
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Clog Report: Oski to be impeached as UC Berkeley mascot
Inspired by the recent impeachment trials, the UC Board of Regents has voted to impeach Oski as UC Berkeley’s beloved mascot.
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What your Valentine’s Day will be like based on your favorite Valentine’s Day candy
One of the greatest things that comes out of Valentine’s Day is the candy. It’s like pre-Halloween. Here’s what your favorite Valentine’s Day candy predicts about how your Valentine’s Day will go today.
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How to reverse the effects of Berkeley goggles while you’re home for break
we here at the Clog are Berkeley goggle-fighting experts ourselves, and we’ve got a whole bunch of tips primed for sharing to ensure that your eyesight and attractiveness meter are neutralized and back to working properly while you’re out of the Berkeley bubble for the next few weeks.
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50 things we wish we knew as freshmen
The time between arriving to UC Berkeley and graduating is short. During these four years, we will form friendships and grow more than we could imagine.
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Crushes you’ll have while at UC Berkeley
Every time we see someone cute, we start imagining how the rest of our lives would look like with said person — the size of our wedding, what we’d name our five dogs and two cats, whether we’d come back to Berkeley for alumni events, etc. Even when we take
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Quiz: Do you have Berkeley goggles?
Have you ever found yourself stopping in your tracks to check out a perfectly average-looking stranger? Or gone all head over heels for that special someone in your discussion only to be extremely disappointed when you finally wake up and smell the roses (or open your eyes, for that matter)? Well,
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1,738 students check into Tang Eye Center after bout of Berkeley Goggles
Leagues of students have recently checked into Tang Eye Center after realizing that their ability to see clearly has been impaired. Surprisingly, all of these undergraduates have been diagnosed with the same eye disorder — a condition unique to university campuses. Scientists have identified this eye disorder as “Berkeley Goggles.” Berkeley Goggles, once
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