How to conform at UC Berkeley

UC Berkeley definitely isn’t a place that screams “conformity” (although people here may scream it at you). And trust us, we know what you’re thinking: “UC Berkeley couldn’t possibly be a conformist place! Just think of the history! The Free Speech Movement was born here! What would Mario Savio think
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What do your Birkenstocks say about you?

Do you even go to UC Berkeley if you don’t own a pair of Birkenstocks? They’re practically the official shoe of our school, and we at the Clog are big fans. As self-proclaimed Birkenstock experts, this week we at the Clog are going to tell you what your Birkenstocks say
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The apocalypse: dead week 2016

Early Tuesday morning, there were several reports of grey-ish students with black, dead eyes wandering slowly and aimlessly around campus. The only thing to be heard amidst the eerie silence was the wind scattering the leaves in every direction. For the few brave souls who dared to cross Sproul, they walked
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Thanksgiving survival guide

It’s that time of year again, Bears. Scarier than Halloween, more stressful than finals week and less fun than a trip to the dentist, Thanksgiving is a day fraught with peril for college students. We at the Clog know your pain, and we want to make sure that you survive
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Shoes every UC Berkeley student should own

It’s 8 a.m. and as you prepare to make the treacherous climb to your chemistry lecture in Pimentel Hall, you ponder which pair of shoes is fit to bring with you on this perilous journey. This footwear must be nimble enough to dodge demanding fliers on Sproul Plaza, durable enough to wade through
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What type of Birkenstock are you?

Needless to say, Birkenstocks are a gift from the foot gods. If you’re lazy, Birkenstocks are great because you don’t have to fasten any buckles or tie and laces. If you’re walking from the Units to Tolman Hall, Birkenstocks are as comfortable as can be. The one thing we can’t attest for
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How to be basic in Berkeley

You wake up bright and early in your triple residence hall room on a beautiful Friday morn. The sun is out, the sky is blue and the birds are chirping. “How did I get so lucky to live in a place like this?” you think as you marvel at the
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